even if you slide off a cliff,
hit every rock on the way down,
land face first in the mud,
and have a boulder land on your ass,
you can still pick yourself up.
orlando brown has been the talk on the foxhole for many of his antics,
but it seems he has turned his entire life around.
a foxholer sent me his new walk…

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i remember the first time i got my g-spot milked properly.
this wolf was fingering me and as soon as he started rubbing on that spot…

as you know,
our g-spot is inside our tails as seen above.
it’s not gay to want that milked,
but you know most males don’t even like you touching their asses.
they will straight punch vixens for even grabbing their asses.
well this patient did one better.
he shot his doctor for milking his prostate…

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i still can’t believe i use to stan heavy for kanye west.
lawd ham mercy.
what a disappointment he turned out to be.
kanye lost the rest of his marbles today.
like,
he was on another level of buggin’.
i un-followed him a long time ago,
but someone kept liking this nonsense so it popped up on my twitter tl.
this fool is gonna piss on an award he earned…

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listennnnnnnn…

Tam’ron Hall is having the best season 2 opening week ever!

first,
she had that major exclusive with andrew gillum.
now,
she got chris evans to give up the goods about his pipe leakage…

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i’m just gonna get right into it.

I’m not fully on the Kamala Harris train just yet.

something about her doesn’t ring genuine with me.
everyone was all fascinated because she was wearing chucks last week.

Kamala Harris arrives in Milwaukee for her first trip as the Democratic vice presidential nominee. She will be meeting with unions and business leaders this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/o9NbNQQc7g

— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) September 7, 2020

now they’re throwing up confetti because…

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i don’t know if andre marhold is an evil genius or has good demon dick.
it could be both.
i thought that jeffree might have been the one with the puppet strings but…

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