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king agu has really jumped out of the closet,
eh?
i have this thing that when you’re known for being mysterious,
you should give a little but still keep things lowkey.
imagine beyonce deciding to wake up one day and say:

“Fuck this!
Ima be an attentionista going forward!”

i’d be turned tf off.
some folks truly do better being a mystery.
it adds to their hype even if they’re wack or boring af.
even tho we have seen agu naked af,
there was still this mystery about him that was really sexy.
ever since he got with his new boo,
joey...
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jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:

BBC

it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc…

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when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
“chicago“.

If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.

you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:

Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!

with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…

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this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
anyway,
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

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now that the country is seriously headed to hell,
you can expect more robbings and killings out in these forests.
social media and sex are the perfect way to do now.
hyenas know that gay males love to flex and are hungry for sex.

The apps are the perfect place to find fresh victims.

the scariest hyenas are the homophobes who have nothing to lose.
a fohxoler sent me a story of jonathan breeding‘s (^above) life that was cut short.
he was one of three who was lured off grindr and shot in one night…

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