i use to carry the burden of always being on all the time.
even when i didn’t,
i did it out of insecurity tbh.
i wanted people in my real to know i was poppin’ too.
i wanted the wolves i liked to know i was still here.
you know what always annoyed me?

When I was on,
people in my real life would neglect my shit.
When I’m off,
those same people were wondering why I’m not posting.
I had people in group chats discussing WHY I wasn’t posting.
“Oh he’s probably depressed again,” they said.
They had my number tho…

that use to fuck me up because they were never shy to support others.
people they talked about like trash got a like.
all of those same people are always and still “on” tho.
they have to let everyone know what cool shit they’re getting into.
it use to make me feel like i wasn’t enough but in reality…

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first trey songz and now chris brown?
it isn’t a good year for both of our millenial r&b singers.
i mean,
both of them have had ongoing scandals,
but now we are in the realm of alleged rapes?
chris brown has been accused of raping someone as well…

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i don’t know how some of ya’ll do it during zoom calls at work.
it’s probably the thrill of it all tbh.
i would be so concerned with lighting and angles,
or being caught taking a nap,
but everyone else is in full-blown ratchet mode during zoom calls.
some of ya’ll like to have sex while thinking your cams and mics are off:

so an alleged school teacher in birimingham decided,
while in the middle of teaching kids,
that she wanted to give her class a teachable moment.
the problem is that her camera was still on while getting smashed…

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*This is a what NOT to do to someone you want as an ally.

 a few weeks ago,
i got a dm about a photographer we all know.
allegedly,
before they would even shoot,
a model was asked to send his penis pictures to the said photographer.
after he sent it,
he was told he made it past the “review stage” to qualify.
i was shown all the screenshots between the model and the photographer.
allegedly,
the model felt uncomfortable during the whole shooting process.
the reason he hit me up was to expose said photographer but…

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i love spotify but Lawd knows i’m tired of the podcast hype.
“the joe rogan experience“,
a podcast hosted by joe rogan on spotify,
has been causing so much confusion.
i don’t listen and i only know joe from his days on “fear factor”.
he gave his views on a recent podcast about being black in africa and…

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do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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