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How Adam4Adam Is Wrong For Your Life (Part 1)

i’ve got 1 of 2 updates.
one that involves water balloon butt cheeks,
escorting,
and recreational drugs.
score!

they also involve how adam4adam has become “the place to not be“.
i was over at luckey’s side of town when i saw a familiar face.
luckey got an anonymous letter,
from the same person,
which happened to feature this wolf…

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The Escort With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks Is Currently Offline

this escort has had the most requests for whatever reason.
i guess some of you guys wants to motor boat those massive water balloons on his back.
well, an f-bi sent me the info to lead you towards his direction

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Hot Rod Will Now Be Served On Thanksgiving Day

hot rod looks like an ostrich.
he has to be something out of the bird family to even consider doing this here…

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The Way The Escort’s Water Balloon Booty Cheeks Light Up A Room…

looks like certain someone had a nice photo shoot in a seedy motel!…

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All The Wolves Like The Foxes With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks

one of my faithful f-bi agents sent me something i busted out laughing at just now.
it is a picture of a fox hybrid who happens to be an escort.
well i can only imagine in that line of work,
image is everything.
so he went and had a little work done.
well… a lot of work…

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