Just because I like this flick….
….and it shows great shots of that fat ol DONK he use to have…

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… I would go and get it sucked to see what it feels like!

That is the first thing I hear Vixens saying regarding the question:

“If You Could Be A Man for a Day”…

Well, Melbourne inspired this next question.
(one of which I am dying to see the answers.)

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God.

Along with the Baller Wolf of my dreams, an iPad, and Louis V sneaks for Christmas,
I pray that you allow these two to leak a sex tape.

Oh, and God?
I pray I will be good for the rest of the… day and eat all my vegtables.

Thank you God.
Amen…

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Would you let him fuck first…

… then pay after?

Well an UN-lucky victim Vixen got some dick, but didn’t get any duckets after…

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Industry parties bring out the most interesting people and things.

It can be a struggle,
but I see why people fight to be in the “industry”.
It can bring a ton of pleasure getting behind those VIP doors.
It can also be a struggle to get there and an even bigger struggle once you get inside.
You have to make sure that you talk to the right people who drop the right key sentences:

“I work at a record label…”
“Oh, I am a assistant for…”
“The company I work for just signed….”

Networking is a big deal because you never know who can help you get to a higher position.
You can go from lowly intern to administrative assistant in the drop of a business card or an exchanging of a phone number.
But for me who is painfully shy around the right people….

HELP!?

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They say judge and yee shall be also judged.

I am starting to believe that phrase was started by someone
who was talked about and could not handle the heat.
Do people really believe they will go through life,
judgement free,
just by not judging someone else?
That is a foolish way to think.
But, can you be someone who does stupid things and expect people to be okay with it?

Are some people just prone to forever being foolish?

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