not my child you ain’t!

the honey badger just lost it all.
he thought he was to cool for school.
welllllllll……
i guess he should give a shit now…

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there is no doubt that natalie nunn’s husband isn’t attractive.
plus, he has a body for a J.O.B, so i was all on it.
plus, he is a pre baller wolf.
he decided to cool off in a way i’m sure deserved a 1,001 liked instagram shot…
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As I sit back relax
Steam a blunt, sip a Becks
Think about the sexy singers (niggas) that I wanna sex – Notorious BIG, Dreams.

i think some downlow wolves are sexy as shit.

i know.
what you want me to do?
i’m sorry.
my truth committed a sin and your life has been affected.
i’ll send you a “i’m sorry” card in the mail.
but check it out…
downlow men are always going to be sexy because:

• forbidden “fruits” are always sweeter (no pun intended)
• the maximum fantasy
• the sex unhinges the bed

it is normal to be attracted to something you can’t have.
why do you think celebrities are in business?
i think people are always curious about things that are forbidden.
with anything forbidden, it can come with a lot of problems.
i also think downlow is always glorified as a witch hunt.
explains why some of them do what they do.
but, what if you met a downlow guy who was willing to follow all your rules…
…as long as you respected his?
is that still wrong?
is he still a demon who needs to be beaten with a cross?
i started to wonder…

What is really wrong with being on the down low?

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wolves love sex.
wolves also love vixens can be pretty, cook, and clean…
but if her coochie is wack: he will lose interest.
look at halle berry.
one of the most beautiful women in the world and can’t keep a man.
and word on the street is, she has had quite a lot of bone in her.
i had a conversation with a straight wolf yesterday and he made it clear.
if the coochie and head is wack,
he fades to black.
i was amused because he was dead serious.
shit, i feel the same way.
if the wolf has terrible pipe,
i’m out of sight.
(i love rhyming lol)

but, i took the conversation with me.
i started to wonder:

Is your boring butt cheeks keeping you from a Wolf?

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samone taylor,
ponstar for those who need a job title,
went to a baller wolf’s house and got the smash down of her life….

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i have a fantasy.
i’m sure some of you share the same also.
i think i shared it on here before.
well, ima show you what i secretly fantasize.
check this video out.

definitely not work safe or for straight eyes…

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