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would you shoot your shot like how marvin bienaime does?

gays love good lookin’ males.
whether he’s straight or “one of us“,
we will line up in droves to get a glimpse at perfection.
we will slap our own mothers for the taste of lean meat.
whether it’s baiting or secretly recording in public,
we have a primal instinct to see the naked male body.
this is why we’re gay.
vixens don’t really care for “bawdy” as we do.
they’ll fuck a nice bawdy,
but they aim for a husband and a father to their kids.
gay appreciate the male physique.
sites like “onlyfans” and “justfans” were created with “us” in mind.
they know gays will pay top dollar to see attractive men doing regular shit.
who else is paying 20 dollars to see a print bouncing in basketball shorts?
that leads me to the question of marvin bienaime and his work…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM

Take A Trip Back To The Good Times (Late 90s/Early 2000)

i realized why some of the music as of late is so horrible.
it has no soul.
it’s pretty empty and has everyone trying to be drug addicts.
there is hardly a melody or a harmony.
it’s just sound.
i guess this is why bruno mars is on the top.
he is bringing that nostalgic feeling we’re missing.
even generation z is taking a trip back to a time when music was good.
i got caught up watching videos from my childhood today.
it started when i randomly bumped into this…

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Posted in THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I Had Gay Sex Again… and I Can’t Remember a Thing (Dos!)

0this is what happens when you try to deny rumors.
someone will come out to confirm who you are.
well yusaf mack got exposed for a second time today.
he went and told the media,
in what was a completely bad decision,
that he was drugged.
well was he drugged when this happened via the industry on blast….
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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES

Pre-Baller Wolf, Dalaun Richardson: The New “Carlton”?

Screen Shot 2013-12-05 at 5.10.54 PMeveryone meet pre baller wolf and part time comedian,
daluan richardson.
his dossier, you ask?
well:
5’7
180
  running back for the shenandoah hornets
originally from centreville, va
an f-bi introduced me to a bunch of his funny vines.
well lets check out some of my favorites
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Surprise! Your Son Was A Homo! Who Wants Pie?

scary_monster1yesterday was a day of surprises.
one of the reasons i didn’t post anything.
let’s get into it…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI DREAMS OF THE FUTURE

I’ll Have My Dog Bite You On The Balls For Cheating On Me

english-bulldog-puppy-for-salei just had a dream just now that i owned a bulldog.
in my dream all i was doing was giving him a bath.
i could tell from the feelings i was having i loved him tho.
realistically i want pets but i can’t have any in my crib.
i use to be a major cat person,
but lately i’m falling in love with dogs.
when god blesses me with the crib of my dreams,
i want one kind of dog first…

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