I’ll Have My Dog Bite You On The Balls For Cheating On Me

english-bulldog-puppy-for-salei just had a dream just now that i owned a bulldog.
in my dream all i was doing was giving him a bath.
i could tell from the feelings i was having i loved him tho.
realistically i want pets but i can’t have any in my crib.
i use to be a major cat person,
but lately i’m falling in love with dogs.
when god blesses me with the crib of my dreams,
i want one kind of dog first…

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All Ya’ll Wanna Get Like Me

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nelly.
pharrell.
nicki.
get like me.
this goes hard…

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John Wall Goes From “The Dougie” To “The TerRio”

WallRaji2baller wolf,
john wall,
has been known to get his x dance on.
well when terrio,
made famous from x vine and x vine here,
john wall couldn’t resist on his instagram

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The Miami Heat Do The Harlem Shake

harlem is so mad at this harlem shake thing.
i personally think they need to get over it and move on.
it’s “happening”.
everyone has been starting to do it.
lebron,
bosh,
and the rest of the team decide to try it…

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The Top 5 Vixens That Down Low Go After

before i get into this video,
i nearly didn’t post it.

THIS NIGGA IS DOING WAY TO MUCH!


ain’t no reason this shit is 12:51.
and he is EXTRAAAAAAA.
way too fucking extra.
he is trying to spread the message,
but tongue poppin’, “girl”, and doing all this bullshit.
we don’t give a fuck about your phone or your pants.
focus nigga.
he needs a cue card and adhd pill.

… but, he was on point with his assumptions.
i have also noticed some of the things he spoke about….

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The Little Stripper That Could… Get It.

no sex tape yet bolo?
where can i watch his stripping videos then?
i swear i see a new gifs popping up.
like so…

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