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They Nearly Got Britney Spears

i have a soft spot for britney spears.
the vixen was part of my cub-hood.
she might be a robot now,
but i always loved her music.
well some jackal jumped on stage,
during her vegas show,
and this is what happened via tmz
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Chris Brown Has Something To Say

Screen Shot 2016-01-02 at 10.42.15 PMso this is how we like chris brown.
thirst trap ready.
lets keep it that way.
so allegedly,
chris brown woke up tonight to address the rumor.
you know….
the ones about him allegedly hittin’ some vixen in vegas.
well this is what he said to say on his ig before deleting
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Chris Brown Allegedly Starts Off The Year With A Pow (Wow)

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chris brooooowwwwwwwnnnn?!
who in the ever lovin’ fuck?
why does he look like this?
you know what?
i absolutely can’t.
i do like that ripped denim jacket tho.
super snatchies.

i also can’t believe he started the new year with an alleged battery charge.
i guess what happens in vegas,
stays in vegas…
unless it happens with chris brown?
gadzooks!
this is what tmz has to report…
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Tyson Beckford Responds To Christopher In The Simplest Ways

Screen Shot 2015-05-24 at 10.18.04 PMdon’t let all that pretty seasoned meat fool ya.
tyson beckford decided to respond to christopher’s threats on instgram.
if they decide to run up on him this weekend…
well this is a reminder
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Chris Brown Got 99 Problems and Tyson Beckford Is One!

tumblr_nourtvzsv91rig2vjo3_540well ^this has caused a shit storm today.
one i did not even see coming.
remember ( x yesterday )?
chris brown is PISST.
he is allegedly mad that his ex karrueche is posted up with tyson beckford in vegas.
so mad that him and his goon squad decided to show their disdain online.
well…
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Tyson Beckford Out Here Giving Out Lap Dances?

Screen Shot 2015-05-09 at 6.47.08 PMwell i’d like a private one.
how much?
well tyson beckford is doing this whole chippendales stint in vegas.
i guess since he is in “chocolate city”,
he got a nice segment for the brand.
well since mariah is now doing her residency in vegas,
she decided to stop by and get some of that meat.
this is what happened…
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