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Shawn Bullard Is Zaddy Who Has Nothing Better To Do

ya know,
i always wanted to be a singer.
in my past life,
i just may have been one.
well in this life,
jamari fox cannot sing worth a damn.
i wouldn’t embarrass myself to pursue a singing career,
but apparently,
shawn bullard does not have my sense of thinking.
shawn was on a reality show looking for a wife.
since that has ended,
he seems to have nothing better to do.
what does one do when that happens?
they start rapping,
apparently.
a foxholer sent me his latest endeavor…
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Can We Talk About Devante’s P*nis?

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
i just had to be blunt with it.
you know i don’t care.
so a foxholer sent me a clip from a reality show called “ibiza weekender”.
i’ve never heard of it.
well in a clip circulating online,
“devante” made his entrance as naked as he was born.
foxhole via “cocktails and cocktalk”…
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Landon Collins Wants To Sit A Racist Down At The Table To Help Her

another embarrassing black male coming through.
these tend to be my favorite entries.
this time,
it’s baller wolf of the ny giants,
landon collons.
what did he do,
you ask?
he thinks a sit down with that the racist snow hyena will help her.
since he played college for alabama,
he think’s he has that magic.
this is what he told “tmz sports”…
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Weed Can Get You Really Fucked Up Out Here

it should never be this serious for some weed.
so i was sitting here scrolling on twitter,
waiting for my jamaican patty to cook,
when i came across the following video.
a gram of weed goes missing and folks start looking for a suspect.
well a young vixen catches smoke and is forced to strip naked.
ya’ll…
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It Must Be Fun Being The Girlfriend of NBA Youngboy!

i ain’t never heard of nba youngboy.
i thought he was a nba baller wolf.
this is before i went on google.
come to find out,
eta: he is a 18 year old rapper wolf with 4 cubs/4 different vixens.
sounds like a winner.
everyone is talking about what he did to his girlfriend,
jania,
over the holiday weekend.
these are the tweets…
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Melania Trump Actually Watches TV and Likes Our Two Favorite Shows

i didn’t think melania trump watched tv.
honestly,
i thought she stayed plugged up in a closet until it’s time for appearances.
well melania has two favorite shows she loves to watch.
i’m sure she sneaks on twitter to live tweet from a fake name too.
a foxholer sent me to the two shows via “the daily mail”…
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