travis kelce went from spicy white to all american bear white

with certain issues,
i try to remember i have eyes and not live in denial.

i like a lot of taylor swift’s albums but this take has less to do with her.
when travis kelce was with that kayla nicole,
he looked fine AF.
he was always looking tanned,
bright eyed,
and freshly fucked.
i loved the body language with her in past videos:

there was a clip of them on a football field,
her trying to throw the football,
and travis could NOT keep his paws off her ass.

she is walking and his hand was like a honing signal on her ass cheeks.

look,
you could tell he loved fucking her.

this is what i mean by chemistry.
anyhoo,
i saw the recent pictures of travis for GQ and…

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this is usually the “GOTCHA B!TCH” on OF tbh

peep the scenario right quick.
you go on x twitter and see someone you find attractive got an OF.
from the previews on their x twitter,
you are liking everything you are seeing.

Your interest is piqued!

so wanting to subscribe,
you see on their OF that some of the videos say:

19:00
25:00
34:00

it says they got about 7 hundred thousand videos on their wall.
next thing you know,
they are offering a sale.
so you’re like,
we about to be eating GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD“.


You were already iffy on spending 9.99 but you can do “2.99 for 2 more days”
.

on one of your horniest of days,
you just want to see that person you saw on x twitter getting into some freaky shit.
you put in your information,
hit subscribe,
and Foxhole…

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i blame the other side of rih’s social media for chrisean rock

i wish someone would have pulled this girl to the side during this time.

Sometimes,
I wish God would yell “pure chaos” and make everyone vanish.
On some Wanda Maximoff shit so we could start this shit over.

We are clearly off the beaten path.

the other side of the rih’s social media is a dangerous place.
i loved seeing everyone paying bail for blue face’s main harem member,
chrisean rock:

WOULD HAVE A BABY AND IT WOULD CHANGE HER FOR THE BETTER.
SHE’LL CLEAN UP,
TAKE A BATH,
AND BE A GOOD MOTHER OUTSIDE OF HER EX.

i knew that was bullshit because she ain’t even sat in a therapist chair.
everyone was hyping her up as she did exactly what i knew would happen.
i don’t know why she was invited to some streaming shit recently,
but twitch had to ban her because…

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megan thee stallion, come to the front and listen to your charges

i’m going to font a controversial statement.
ready?

I blame Megan Thee Stallion for this Tory Lanez shit.

disclaimer: this is NOT about her getting shot.
i fully believe tory shot her.
people can talk or font to me until they are blue in the face.
move along to someone else who doesn’t have common sense and hates to read.

no,
this is what i blame her for…

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we might be on a vegan porn diet pretty soon

There might be no more meat on our plates off the nets if “they” have their way.

i’ve been saying to myself that OF has been a little dry.
okay,
a whole lot of parched.

remember when scenes use to make you “insta-horny“?
it’s just a lot of yawn nowadays.

Sidebar: the other night I got into this one scene from Cade Maddox.
It had me open,
but I digress.

earlier today,
a F-BI sent me the following:

if what goes through,
you ask?…

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d!ck, dollars, and disappointment

Do men brag because they’re proud…
or because they’re hiding their true nature?

we can always count on a male to tell us how big his dick is.
the details won’t be spared on how well he plans to use it on us.
he’ll brag about how thick his wallet is and how flashy his lifestyle looks on paper.
at first glance,
it all sounds like confidence.
we’re blinded by the flex of the biceps or the wallet.
i’ve learned that true confidence is quiet tho.
all the other shit is performance enhancing drugs.
the moment we demand something real from him:

Support
Presence
A fuckin’ backbone

the mask starts to slip and what’s underneath?
it’s not not strength or not maturity

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