so my worst fear happened…
Continue reading “F*ck Me Harder” →

so remember when i said i went to ( x the dermatologist ) the other day?
WELL UGH I SAY!
UGH!…
Continue reading “I’ll Have A Large Bowl of Rocky Road Please” →

so i have been stressed.
some people start over eating once they get stressed.
i know i have been because i’ve been fiendin’ for a cheeseburger.
my inner fat fox has been going through it!
i refuse to give in to the temptations.
i cook all my meals and try to eat healthy.
i haven’t eaten any fast food in like a year or two.
well if you count fries…
other people over indulge in sex.
i have no one to drill me so thats out the question.
so when i get stressed,
i guess i start to break out heavy.
news to me.
so i scheduled an appointment for the dermatologist.
i went yesterday and after checking out my skin,
he told me that i need to use the 4 following products…
Continue reading “A Pimple In Time Brings Nine” →

i’m not a fan of temp agencies.
well let me not say that.
i’m not a fan of the process of temp agencies now.
before i use to snatch up jobs with temp agencies like nothing.
nowadays…
not so much.
i didn’t realize how much stress they are when you have a job…
Continue reading “Can We Cut Out “Temp Agency” and Skip Ahead To “New Job”?” →

well i did it.
i was ignoring it real heavy,
but i had to do it.
i got a nice email from my boss earlier today saying:

“deadline for health insurance ends tomorrow.
needs to be filled out NOW,
or wait until next year blah blah blah blah…”

so as i kicked and screamed on the way to being raped,
i’m legit vex that…
Continue reading “Bend Me Over, Spread The Cheeks, and Hand It All Over (Lube At Least?)” →

i hate ^him.
that is all.

lowkey: my #ahhfreakshow watchers know what i’m talmbout.
…and what about the damn clown’s mouth?
like…
i can’t.
definitely sleeping with my lights on tonight.
#dontjudgeme