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Like Trying To Find A Therapist In A Haystack
the doctor is actually out.
do you know how hard it is to find a good therapist in new yawk?
sheesh!
i sent emails to 14 therapists my health ins takes.
some didn’t even respond to my foxy ass.
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He Blows “Hot N Cold” Air Up My Ass
”…Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up…” – katy perry, hot n cold
nothing worse than someone being hot n cold.
especially when you trying to get some sex.
ugh.
one minute they are all over you,
being attentive,
and acting like a ring is in their back pocket.
next minute…
the muthafucka ain’t answering your calls,
texts go read with no response for weeks,
and he acts like you have the black plague.
super annoying.
as annoyed as we get,
why can’t we drop them like a bad habit?
i had to wonder…
Why do we fall victim to the “hot n cold” mating game?…
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The Year The Fox Fell From The Sky
“high school”.
before then,
i was absolutely clueless to how this “life” worked.
i only knew what i saw on television.
in the streets.
attached to some of the vixens at school.
ultra fem with jackal tendencies.
i wasn’t attracted to them.
i saw how trife some of them behaved.
i knew that wasn’t me.
i’m extremely private.
i did notice that wolves would be bold to hit on me.
i think they sniffed out my purity.
innocence.
something that has long been taken for me.
i’ll talk about that later.
so the first person i ever came out to was this vixen from my high school.
we were really cool and i trusted her.
so i thought…
Eye Roll and Teeth Suck (NBA All Star Weekend)
soooooooooooooo…
okay.
i am a little tite.
i’m trying to see the silver living in regards to nba all star weekend.
as you know it touches down in new yawk starting today…
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Yeast-I-Stat (For Him)
i am a loaf of fuckin’ bread.
ugh.
so i took another shower earlier.
that would bring it to two.
will we make it three later?
i don’t play.
i wanted to be so fresh and so clean on my way to gnc.
the advice about the probiotics from thad really stuck with me.
before i left,
i did a quick prayer.
i said,
“god…
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The Potential Write Ups On The Wall
…and it starts.
so this morning,
i was called into my boss’s office.
liar liar was also in there.
she wasn’t trying not to give me eye contact,
but my boss was on full stare down mode…
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