king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

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“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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the purple one has come to fuck shit up.
i followed him as soon as i got ( x confirm ) it was really him.
i wasn’t about to follow some rabid stan who was gonna get sued.
you know prince doesn’t play that shit.
why “doe” did people tweet him they would die if he tweeted them
and he tweeted them back, “there. rip.”?
i love him.

x follow prince here

lowkey: i wonder what made him join?
i know he was anti internet for the longest.
he won’t even let ( x his videos ) be played on youtube.
i also wonder if he gonna go dm to dm since he’s a jehovah’s witness?

charlamagne talks shit.
if you know him from wendy and tbc,
you know how he says whatever.
ya know if he was gay,
i couldn’t see him be a fox tho.
so he was right on his assumption.
lil duval however was grossed out by statement:

lowkey: it’s funny when the straights use our terminology.
ive heard plenty of straight wolves say they would only be a top “if” they were gay.
hmmm.

oh god not me.
her little monsters however are going to great lengths to meet her.
lady gaga told her fans that the person who can show proof that they bought the most singles
for “applause” will be able to fly out to meet her and attend a show.
who knew her fans would get this competitive?…

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rg3,
pusha t and andre 3000 long lost brother,
is going to make me like him.
he is going to make me want him.
okay so i wont go that far.
well he decided to wear some nice clothes to get my attention.
my weakness!
ughhh!
l he copped the september cover for gq an…

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