“everybody wants to be a pineapple,
but nobody wants to be a pineapple.” – paul mooney, the chappelle show

if you visited the ( x fox-tionary ),
you know a “pineapple” means the “n” word round dese parts.
anyway…
can i say this without being rude?
okay i’m going to try my hardest.
*ahem*…

i love when the snow animals experience the “black” struggle

its all cute when they twerking flapjacks and rapping off beat…
snow animals tend to live in a bubble.
it might be ignorance or simply just being naive,
but when they get a dose of what it’s like to be “us”,
i’m always amused at their response.
#peppermintpetty
 sam smith saw his black friend have a racist encounter.
he vented with a series of tweets + an instagram message…
Continue reading “Sam Smith Gets His “National Non-Negro Wake Up Call”” →

what is a way to hurt a wolf?
drop the “gay” bomb on his ass.
no seriously.
if you are an angry vixen,
the best way to destroy his reputation is to insinuate that he is gay.
then again,
you’re also destroying your own in the process.
no one likes the messy “hag”.
well that is what erica mena did to her ex-fiance,
shad moss.
bow wow for those who are slow.
these are the tweets compliments of mto…
Continue reading “Shad Moss Should Pay His Tithes Tomorrow” →

so it took nothing but an hour for chris brown to get on his twitter.
why?
well he had to explain why he didn’t show up for that event at atl black pride.
this is what he had to say in a few tweets…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Needs The Gays To Know Something” →

well as you know,
celebs were going wild in july.
folks was beefing,
tweetin’ out subliminals,
and making singing diss tracks.
it was a mess.
well one person who clearly is about that life is azealia banks.
when a tweeter said that celebs need to cut the shit and fight each other,
azealia responded that she was gonna do just that.
….with erykah badu.
you read right.
“i was born underwater with three dollars and six dimes” badu.
here are the tweets in my favorite position,
“the bottom up”…
Continue reading “Azealia Banks Ain’t Beyond Slapping A Soul Sista” →

what caitlyn jenner wants…
well you know the rest.
so you know how she made her appearance at the espys and blah blah blah?
well instagram and twitter decided to censor what everyone had to say.
so chances are if you were talkin’ shit then no one saw it.
the daily mail had this to say…
Continue reading “You Will NOT Talk Bad About Caitlyn Jenner or You’ll Be Censored” →

i love his hair.
super swagg.
so a vix-bi sent me some old tweets from david banner today.
she wanted my opinion since every sista went in on him.
apparently he lost a few fans over his comments.
lets take a look why…
Continue reading “They Want Your Ass First; Your Brain Cums Never?” →