Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

was it “motown” or “uptown”? (i’m confused)

motown.
when i think of motown,
i think of black soul.
a time when artists stood on a stage and sung.

they might have had background dancers,
doing one or two hand motions,
but it was all bout the voice.
motown reminds me of a happy time in my life.
when my parents were alive,
they would play those classics while cleaning or going somewhere in the car.
i often listen to the music to invoke those memories.
so when i heard jennifer lopez was performing a motown tribute at the grammys,
i knew it would NOT go well.
it didn’t…

Continue reading “was it “motown” or “uptown”? (i’m confused)”

Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

the children are starting to speak (kim porter)

the death of kim porter really saddened me.
even though she wasn’t a big public figure,
she was still a “someone” within the industry.
the out pouring of love and condolences have proved that.
i have not stopped thinking about it since.
she left behind 4 beautiful cubs in her sudden death:

nothing is worst than losing a mother at a young age.
i already know and wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
well some of them started posting their tributes.
this is who had what to font on their instagram accounts…
Continue reading “the children are starting to speak (kim porter)”

Posted in ...OR NAH? THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Is A Dragging For Christina Aguilera For Being “Whitney Houston” On The Table?

i don’t have cable,
but apparently,
this is the face most blacks folks are giving christina aguilera tonight.
she did the unthinkable

A Whitney Houston Tribute

this is what she did
Continue reading “Is A Dragging For Christina Aguilera For Being “Whitney Houston” On The Table?”

Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW

Laverne Cox Wears Celebrity Diva Drag

janet3janetjackson73665361024768-640x480janet jackson’s “janet” cover is what you call:

ICONIC

*joanne the scammer voice*
sorry.

i couldn’t resist.
well laverne cox tried to re-create for cosmopolitan and well…
Continue reading “Laverne Cox Wears Celebrity Diva Drag”

Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Ya’ll Gonna Put Some Respeck on Madonna Name!

tumblr_o7m1ec_W4ff1s3y9slo3_500soooooooo…
are ya’ll gonna let up dragging madonna to the white meat?
her tribute to prince last night at the billboard music awards was,
well,
a mess.


i don’t think anyone appreciated what she did tho.
i’m sure prince did a couple turns in his urn.
i honestly expected her to be doing splits and shrieking to hades.
my expectations were already low as is.
like,
why is this snow attentionista honoring a black artist?
one i don’t think allegedly liked her very much.

well madonna had something to say on ig and well…
Continue reading “Ya’ll Gonna Put Some Respeck on Madonna Name!”

Posted in TURN YO TV ON

Yeah So I Shouldn’t Have Watched Glee

The-Quarterbackwell i was a hot fuckin mess.
glee paid it’s final respects to finn hudson,
played by cory monteith,
who died of a drug overdose last summer.
the episode was a ball of emotions as all they paid tribute to his character.
i watched the show from the beginning so it was sad to see his end.
they all seem genuinely upset as they tried to act through the pain.
it was mercedes,
santana,
and  rachael’s singing scenes that took the cake for me.
then add the ending and finn’s mama for good measure.
my reaction?
I BAWLED!!!!!!!
ugh.
i couldn’t not not think about star fox watching that.
i had no fucks to give as i weeped too.

x watch episode here

now if you’ll excuse me…
i’m about to go and have a serious rampage session in grand theft auto 5.