one of the “real housewives” came into my job the other day.
a snow bunny.
she dead ass was looking at me like i was gonna react.
fawn over her and go crazy.
i’m glad she learned i’m not phased.
i didn’t know who she was,
but my co worker did and she nearly fainted.
i had to get a whole google search and some cliff notes.
this is what happened when someone met one of the “rhoa”…
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in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast…
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i didn’t know drake’s stans were this brave.
i always imagined they were in their feelz most of the time.
well as you know,
drake and joe budden have beef.
well joe budden has beef.
drake was minding his own when joey came after him.
well drake’s stans decided to go after joey outside his crib.
“the right one” is all ima say.
this happened sent in by a f-bi via power 105.1…
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…said no one ever.
well unless you are a #teambreezy member.
thats what nba baller wolf,
may just be.
see he had something
doofus-like important to share with us last night.
thoughts i’m sure involved some kind of heavy drug use.
anyway this is what he said on twitter…
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so as you know,
chris brown has a temper.
well one of his super duper stans felt that temper today.
chrianna_x from instagram being the stan in question.
so this is the exchange between the both of them…
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