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can i interest you on a date night at “lovecraft country”?

can i font that even tho h.p. lovecraft was an alleged racist,
i’m happily fed that black folks are commanding his work.
we LOVE to see it.
i knew when jordan peele got involved with “lovecraft country” on hbo…

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“i can’t be with you if you’re a nicki stan. sorry.”

i know that my man and i won’t always see eye to eye on music artists.
i might like someone he despises and vice versa.
he is gonna hate that i listen to taylor swift sometimes.
this is when we will have passionate debates about music,
which will follow up with a night of passionate love making.
aaaahhh.
#relationshipgoals
wolves who disagree with me in debate mode is such a turn me on.
imagine one of the reasons for a divorce is over nicki minaj and cardi b tho?
well don’te and d’andrew leaphart are.
donte is #teamcardi and d’andrew is #teamnicki.
they were featured on a recent episode of “divorce court” and well…

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How You’ll React When You Meet Your Favorite… Housewife?

ironically,
one of the “real housewives” came into my job the other day.
a snow bunny.
she dead ass was looking at me like i was gonna react.
fawn over her and go crazy.
i’m glad she learned i’m not phased.
well,
for her.
honestly,
i didn’t know who she was,
but my co worker did and she nearly fainted.
i had to get a whole google search and some cliff notes.
well,
this is what happened when someone met one of the “rhoa”
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It Might Feel Like Food Poisoning To Be A Stan and Get Unfollowed

in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.

in 2017,
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
confused,
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast
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When Stanning Goes Left… and Nearly Gets Your Tail Beat

Screen Shot 2016-07-24 at 9.58.30 PMi didn’t know drake’s stans were this brave.
i always imagined they were in their feelz most of the time.
well as you know,
drake and joe budden have beef.
well joe budden has beef.
drake was minding his own when joey came after him.
well drake’s stans decided to go after joey outside his crib.
“the right one” is all ima say.
this happened sent in by a f-bi via power 105.1
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Chris Brown Is Better Than Michael Jackson

MJ-drinking-water-michael-jackson-31943989-500-281…said no one ever.
well unless you are a #teambreezy member.
thats what nba baller wolf,
brandon jennings,
may just be.
see he had something doofus-like important to share with us last night.
thoughts i’m sure involved some kind of heavy drug use.
anyway this is what he said on twitter
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