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So Usher’s Alleged Male Accuser Didn’t Get A Happy Ending?

i imagine this was usher’s face when he got the alert today.
i know it was mine,
as i was walking from the chinese spot for lunch.

USHER’S MALE ACCUSER…

…and that’s when i nearly dropped my food and my phone.
so the male accuser has a brief side of his alleged story.
apparently,
i can predict the future too.
this is what tmz had to say…
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Getting Smashed In The Spa While Being Recorded

i’ve been wanting to play “mafia 3” for a while now.
when i get some funds,
it’s definitely going on my “too purchase” list.
why ya’ll ain’t tell me there was a gay sex scene in the game tho?…
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Well Don’t Just Stand There! Come Over Here and Wash My Back!

tumblr_mah8spgTWl1r84fi8ive been feeling depressed.
masturbated.
temporary relief.
i have so much on my mind.
i’m having those nightmares again.
i also had to low key cut some people off.
life has turned very weird for me.
i wish i could afford a spa appointment.
right now that isn’t even in the cards at all.
so i thought to myself:

“why not bring the spa to my crib?”

hmm…

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Let’s Butt Fuck Cupid

Valentine’s Day.
AKA
The Day The Earth Stood Still For Singles

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Let’s Stay In Bed All Day

This is the type of day where I wish I stayed in bed.
Am I the only one, Foxes?
I did NOT feel like coming into work today.

This Tuesday is definitely HOOKY day….

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