star fox didn’t make it to see his 30th birthday.
he wanted me to go to atlanta because he was doing something big for it.
he was living there before his death and had this whole 30th bash planned.

Sidebar: I will always regret not going with him to atlanta pride years before.
It would have been our first time traveling together and going there.
I bailed because of fear but he ended up going by himself.
The stories he told me made me sad I let fear fuck up a fox trip together.

whenever i start feeling insecure about aging,
i remember that star fox won’t have the luxury to see any other birthday.
for many of us right now…

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i like jamie lee curtis.
i don’t like the new halloween reboots (ugh) but i do like her.
i didn’t realize she was jewish up until yesterday.
she had an interview where she admits she was brought to tears by kanye.

The holiest day in Judaism was last week. Words matter. A threat to Jewish people ended once in a genocide. Your words hurt and incite violence. You are a father. Please stop. pic.twitter.com/8iFuKwwspw

— Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) October 9, 2022

his anti-semitic posts really got to her…

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Real quick…
Real quick…
I want to font something real quick…

okay…
so kanye gonna font that blm is a scam.
cool.
i have fonted about my thoughts on this before.
the organization might have its alleged shady dealings but…

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i liked when khloe kardashian was “the big one”.
this was when kkk first came on the scene.
she was outspoken and shook the table.
i felt she didn’t put up with her family’s shit,
especially kim,
and made sure we all knew that.

It seems like as the years went on,
she wanted to be just like Kim.

…because she has cheffed up her face and bawdy to be “like the rest”.
khloe has had it pretty rough with dating.
low self-esteem will do that to ya.
she claims that she has brain trauma in a recent episode.
why?
“tristan thompson” is why…

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i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee french fries.
i’m not really a “dipping sauce” fox tbh.
i like eating french fries plain.
i know,
what a monster i am.
i guess a mayo + ketchup mix if i’m feeling frisky.

i haven’t been down in manhattan in a while to check out bel fries,
a restaurant that specializes in belguim street fries.
they charge 1.75 for extra dipping sauces.
these three she-hyenas flipped tf out and trashed the joint…

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i never in my life thought i’d see folks coming at beyonce.
back in the day,
the hive would kill your whole shit for saying anything about her.
saucy santana disrespected her kid and still performed in her hometown.
not one tomato was thrown.
i was waiting to see what azealia banks would say about b’s new song,
break my soul,
which is heavily house-influenced.
she thinks beyonce needs to go back to being “white“…

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