Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

“let me see your shoes”

when harvey levin asks to see your shoes on a live tv show,
dammit,
you show him your shoes.
so today,
i was on “tmz live” again.
my topic was “diddy and lori harvey” on their “viewer’s choice” segment.
( x this was the entry on tmz )
this was my answer

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS FOX SWAGG HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS X MARKS THE FOX

Would You Walk A Mile In Dwyane Wade Sneakers?

Screen Shot 2013-10-29 at 1.54.29 AMdwyane wade woke up one day and said:
“self.
i have everything i want in the world.
beautiful actress girlfriend.
cute kids.
successful career in basketball.
making the right choices with my fashion now.
how about i do something no one has ever done.
im gonna drop a sneaker line”.
well the following kicks below are from his alleged line.
what are we thinking?…
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Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

Birdman Out Here Giving Free Cash Money To Foxes Like Welfare

Birdman-u10so why no one aint tolded-ed me birdman was the untapped resource?
birdman stay lacing his jump offs with the finest.
ima need him to cape for my bills and career at this point.
while we chasing meat we can actually stomach laying on top of us,
birdman out here giving “the foxi swagg premium lifestyle” to a chosen few.
like so…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI FOX SWAGG THE VIXEN FILES X MARKS THE FOX

Damn Baby, I Want You To Put Those Heels On and Walk Slowly To Me

tumblr_mtoxda3Im41qjsn5wo1_1280anyone who knows me know i love clothes.
well you should if you follow my ( x fox swagg ) board on pinterest.
shameless plug.
when my money gets right,
you aren’t going to be able to tell me shit when it comes to the threads.
especially my kicks.
i can wear a cheap outfit and set it off with some fire feets.
now you getting me all hard and shit.
in my image consulting,
i would rather do men.i’m not a big fan of dressing vixens,
but i do like to see a vixen in a nice pair of heels.
nothing sexier.
i was trollin’ the christian loubs site and saw these couple of heels tho…
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Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS X MARKS THE FOX

When King James Says Carry His Bags… You Do It.

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as you know,
i love how king james walks.
something about it just turns me on.
(i wonder if he likes being called king james during sex?)
lebron and his entourage went shopping in beverly hills this weekend.
i guess he needed stuff for his trip to manila ( x here ).
as a good entourage, they carried all his bags

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (14)

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when the shoes come off…

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