thomas q. jones is what you call “platinum pipe”.
i remember him from when he was a baller wolf on the ny jets.
he also use to date meagan good before she got married.
well he made his acting debut on “being mary jane” tonight.
he was her “cutty buddy” aka “11pm to 3am entertainment”.
he was also naked and his bawwwdy was on fleek overdrive.
lets get into a quick dossier of thomas…
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you know the f-bi is always on it.
so remember this wolf from ( x the last entry ).
well his name is mike rose and he is from new yawk.
do you want to see more?
well i’m gong to show you….
(btw: this entry is about to be ALL THE WAY RATCHET.
you already know the rules when this happens)…
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….he is getting into a good work out.
so i saw this wolf last night and he definitely relieved any stress i was feeling.
he is fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeee and the body is crazy.
he is a little too big tho.
too big for my taste.
check him out putting in work for my fellow ratchets.
(nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”)

x GO TO MY RATCHET SIDE ASAP

mental illness is prevalent in the black community.
you’ll see why i said that soon.
so everyone meet battle rapper,
daylyt.
i’m sure its pronounced “daylight” for those who are confused.
well in his battle shtick,
he tries to be shocking.
last year he said he wanted to “fuck the shit out of diddy”.
well this year he now wants a piece of ti.
he also claims he ain’t gay.
he says he smashes more vixens and in the gay book,
that means he ain’t gay.
well this is what he told vladtv…
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so i think mlb wolf matt kemp is hot.
whats not to like?
he has a handsome face,
thick as hell,
and baller wolf swagg for days.
well an f-bi sent me his alleged cousin for review.
everyone meet ex pre baller wolf bryce kemp…
Continue reading “Matt Kemp Isn’t The Only Alleged Fine One In His Family” →

i was struggling with my basket tonight at the supermarket.
imagine trying to juggle a basket full of food in one hand,
and a full duffle bag in the next?
well that was me tonight.
the amazing jamari fox!
come one!
come all!
and thats when he came in my direction...
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