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Sam Smith Remakes Whitney and Amy For Us

tumblr_m2ixjymIcA1r7r8e0o1_1280one of my favorite songs from the late whitney houston is “how will i know”.
that song is on the soundtrack to my life.
  honorable mention: “just the lonely talking”.
well sam smith,
another artist i love,
re-released his emo-inspiring album,
“in the lonely hour”.
he decided to title it,
“in the lonely hour: drowning sorrows edition”.
definitely what i need as i play “call of duty” this weekend.
well he attempted a remake of “how will i know” and well…
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Sam Smith Loses It All

Sam-Smith-stubble-main-600x703i often think that some bigger people look better big.
once they lose the weight,
certain body parts become enhanced that shouldn’t be.
heads and noses being two of them.
well sam smith decided to lose weight and well…
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Sam Smith’s Dating Stock Just Went Up

Screen Shot 2014-12-15 at 9.13.11 PMi am holding out hope that once i make it,
i can date all the sexy (baller) wolves that i fantasized about.
i mean whats the point of reaching success if you won’t?
at least get some pipe as you’re hot.
well after being nominated for 6 grammys this year,
┬ásam smith is fresh on his way to “made it” level.
the pipe is now starting to come in abundance.
yes jesus!
well according to the fox wire,
he met someone on the set of his “like i can” video.
everyone meet the alleged snow wolf…
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“So I Gotta Sit Next To This Homo Sunday Night?”

MTV-VMAsso i didn’t even realize the 2014 vmas was this sunday.
i know.
i know.
i only found out when i was watching some random commercial,
as well as the alleged seating chart.
guess who chris brown might sit next to?…
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Lay In Bed and Stay With Me (Sam Smith)

samsmithwhen i’m going through it,
i listen to certain albums on repeat to get myself together.
i like music that can make me process my thoughts,
as well as make me feel inspired at the same time.
my top pick is usually lana del rey,
but since “ultraviolience” is waaayyyyyy too depressimg,
and i didn’t want to listen to “born to die”,
i needed a new fix.
well i was catching up on “mistresses” the other night and i found it.
okay so check it…
so joss was laying in the bed after a good smash session with dr. mchottiepants.
they was in an “afterglow” of some sort.
as they were talking,
a song was playing in the background.
it sounded old school.
i love those kind of tracks.
i thought it was from a black singer i didn’t hear about.
nope.
my shaazam app directed me to sam smith from london.
it was from his new album,
“the lonely hour”,
and this is the song that was playing on the episode…
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