Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

I’m With The Shits

ya know,
i been saying to myself that i can’t be fucked up in these forests.
what if i meet a fine af wolf.
i mean,
the only way i can describe him is “damn boi…”.
wait,
hold on…
daydreaming…
whew.
okay continuing…

so he invites me over his crib and wants to cook me dinner.
ya know,
cause i like shit like that.
after i eat,
next thing you know it happens.
“it” happens.
so ima have to cross something off the list…

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Posted in WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

It Wiggled Out His Butt Slowly That He Thought His Guts Were Coming Out

 i remember when i was younger,
my late grandmother told me about worms coming out your butt.
it scared tf outta me and i ended up having nightmares.
all i could think about earth worms crawling out my foxtail.
who woulda thunk i’d like things up my foxhole when i grew up?
well a vix-bi sent me a story that just made me scream.
like,
i’m sure my neighbors are speaking to 911.
a wolf had sushi and a worm crawled out his tail.
ya’ll via “ny daily news”
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