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When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)

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nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post
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Plenty of Robbery and Murder Charges

sharkjust when i was about to join a site like “match.com”,
a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”.
he was looking for a little romance and this happened…
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Ryan Lochte Ain’t Scared of No Robbery ‘n’ Guns!

Lochte-hairryan lochte,
swimmer wolf currently participating in the ’16 rio olympics,
got robbed with three teammates last night.
i guess no one warned him about brazil.
well this is what happened in his words
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Don’t Get Jacked on “Jack’d” (The Irony?)

15x21cm_Jackd-412x320oh…
find “him” now all right.
“him” being a violent jackal out for blood and that wallet.
an f-bi wanted to update the foxhole on another hook up app story.
this time its on “jack‘d”.
the irony.
the story was found via atlanta q journal
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Chris Brown Gets The “Duh” of The Day

tumblr_nmq8h77hFs1rirxvyo1_500yes chris.
walk over and stand in the corner with your poncho.
check the alleged revelation our chris had…
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“Bad Association Spoils Useful Habits” (or May Just Rob Your Crib)

tumblr_nkehpmGijP1rirxvyo1_500i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
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