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“The DL Jackal That Shot Markeith Rivers”: A MLK Special

aren’t you excited?
“eh”?
yeah,
me too.
so as markeith rivers promised,
he revealed the alleged animal who shot and robbed him.
no,
it wasn’t maggie simpson.
it was allegedly a jackal named tony lamar carthran.
an f-bi updated me and well…
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The First Family Releases A Statement About Lamar Odom

635796468412301160-Cosmopolitan---November-2015---Newsstandyou read right.
“the first family” released a statement about lamar odom.

well almost all the sisters did.
this is what they collectively had to say…
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We Get To See It In “Slow Motion”

tumblr_njsbbcm6261qbw767o2_250 tumblr_njsbbcm6261qbw767o1_250so tremaine is getting ready to release his “re-release” of trigga.
“slow motion” is the lead single.
am i the only one who likes this song now?
i played the fuck out of it one day going to work.
that was a sidebar.
anyway he released the video on v-day.
it was directed by dre films
and well…

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Who Wants To See My Sex Tape? My Dack Is Huge!

bigdackme!
trent richardson!
pretty please!
with sprinkles on top!
so you know its bad when you are a bust on the field,
as well as in the bedroom.
an f-bi filled me in that NO ONE wants to buy trent richardson’s sex tape.
according to tmz…
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Speaking of An Evil Queen

Angelina-Jolie-Maleficentand im not talking about peanut,
but one of my favorite disney villian-ness gets a movie next year.
next to ursala from “the little mermaid”,
maleficent the evil queen from “sleeping beauty”,
was one bad ass disney hoe bag.
…and i loved every minute of her evil hoe-ness.
well one of my favs,
angelina jolie,
is playing her in the movie and the teaser trailer just got released the other day…
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Batman is Ready For Round Three (I Can’t Take It!)

batman_arkham_origins_video_game-wideso everyone knows i am a game geek.
i was all about batman arkham city last year.
i think i beat that in a week or so.
last week on tumblr,
one of my favs re blogged a new batman game coming out.
where was i?
why am i always so late?
anyway the game is called “batman arkham origins” and i am beyond excited.
intel on the game:

Arkham Origins moved development away from series creators Rocksteady Studios, and is written by Corey May and Dooma Wendschuh. The game’s main storyline is set five years before that of 2009’s Batman: Arkham Asylum and follows a younger and less refined Batman who has a bounty placed on his head by crime lord Black Mask, drawing eight of the world’s greatest assassins to Gotham City on Christmas Eve. The game is presented from the third-person perspective with a primary focus on Batman’s combat and stealth abilities, detective skills, and gadgets that can be used in both combat and exploration. Arkham Origins is the first game in the series to feature multiplayer gameplay.

Body_is_Ready_2hell it was ready from the commercial and some game play...

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