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Shabazz Muhammad Tried To Get Some Coochie and Ended Up Getting Fucked

shabazz_muhammadshabazz muhammad tried to bend the rules since he is a new rookie.
he thought he could try to get some late night coo coo at the nba’s rookie transition program.
well he learned they wasn’t playing with that ass…

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There’s Nothing Noble about Being Breezy Wolf?

evolution-chris-brown--large-msg-1361310647i bet he wishes he was this cub once again.
back at a time where he had no issues.
he was just “chris brown”.
worrying about what fresh kicks to wear to school.
singing at virgina state.
that innocent cub with a clean slate.
breezy wolf has some more issues on his plate.
monday: a vixen whose leg nearly got broke in half.
tuesday: a hit and run charge.
wednesday: kidnap obama and demand world domination?…

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Alvin Bowen Needs A Modelling Job

remember him?

alvin-bowen-19that’s alvin bowen.
i spoke about him in entries past.
he is my new york neighbor,
new jersey wolf,
with a body i’d let smash.

he use to play for a whole bunch of teams,
but now he is a free agent.
he is still getting his modelling career on and well…

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Jim Jones Has A Big Mouth

well he certainly has a big ass

that’s besides the point.
remember this?
jim has found himself in quite a bit of trouble.
he went running that mouth of his at a police officer.
they proceeded to throw him,
and that ass,
in jail,
the cliff view pilot has more on this…

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Mendeecees Harris Is Not Going To Jail

well,
that’s good news for this one, right?…

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“No. No way. No, no.”

his words in court today:

not mine.

are we sure he doesn’t get down?
there are two sides to every story.
menfeces had his chance to tell his side of the story today….

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