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Let Me Tell Ya’ll About This Crazy Ass Dream I Just Had

i took a nap just now with the craziest dream.
i had to share it.
why was my mother trying to hook me up with
songbirdz (trey songz) and baller wolves?
well alright alright alllllllrightttttttt…

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How I Met Your Mother

so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
100 dollars.
last time was 175.
like wtf?
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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Mendeecees Harris Is Not Going To Jail

well,
that’s good news for this one, right?…

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“No. No way. No, no.”

his words in court today:

not mine.

are we sure he doesn’t get down?
there are two sides to every story.
menfeces had his chance to tell his side of the story today….

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You Give Head Better Than Your Mother

that’s what he said:

that is some bold and off the wall shit to say!
who is “he” you ask?
oh!
everyone say wassup to mendeecees harris.
you probably know him better from here:

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