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the issue isn’t with you, miss lady (the issue is he’s gay and doesn’t want vagina)

he might just be gay.
i knew one who had an issue with every vixen he met.

it’d be all good and then a month later,
like clockwork,
there would be “a problem”.
sometimes,
a very small one that could be worked out.
he’d pick a random fight and then ghost the poor vixen.
i knew another who sexually kept going through vixens like underwear.
at first,
i thought it was the “we don’t love these hoes” narrative.
i can attest that about 98% weren’t hoes.
he’d go through the whole process like he was trying to date.
his excuse:
males are “supposed” to fuck a ton of women before settling down.
“sewing their wild oats” as they often say,
but if he’s close to 50 and still doing that…
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They Wanna Be Startin’ Something… (Drake)

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….the foxhole was on it.
when you pause at 0:06 of drake’s ( x apple music commercial ).
he walked right into the jokes,
but i gotta ask

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Took. Me. Out. (Don’t Say My Name)

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put some “respek” on that name.
“birdman”.
“respek” that name.
ima use that in a sentence this week.
look…
i love black twitter,
i swear i do.
this made me laugh so loud
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Timbaland Reposts Meme About Caity J; All Hell Breaks Loose

Screen Shot 2015-06-02 at 7.43.58 PMwell according to timbaland,
one of my favorite super producers,
“empire” cured him of his homophobia.
( x here )
well some people think it didn’t cure him fully recently.
this is what he posted on facebook about caitlyn jenner…
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So Jay Z Jumped In The Pool with Beyonce…

BTa_YGBIMAAW3oQ…and a ton of memes are made.
beyonce got hers last year after her super bowl performance.
jay its your turn.
jay z, b, and blue are out in italy i guess for b’s birthday.
they decided to go swimming and well…

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