Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.…

Why so glum?

Continue reading “Dear Chris Brown’s Penis” →

After seeing how big and vieny Kanye’s Best was…
I wanted more.
Well looks like we got some more…
kinda.

Continue reading “More Kanye’s Best…” →

Guess that wasn’t the best night of his life….?

Continue reading “Foxx Can’t Control His Foxes” →

Something about that Hosea Chanchez.
Maybe the way he plays Malik makes me horny.
Cocky as all hell.
Boy do I love the assholes.

I dunno.

I’d let him tackle my tight end in a NY second.
Good to know he isn’t cheap on the meat either.

Continue reading “Malik’s Dick Game” →

THIS IS FOR ALL MY BALLER WOLVES READING…

Thank you for tuning in.
I appreciate your love and support.
I really do.

Don’t think YOU are off the hook.
Jamari has a few rules for you.
Here are a few things YOU need to follow when baggin’ a Fox of any kind…

Continue reading “Bagged A Fox; By A Fox” →

I don’t know if you been catching up
with the Real House Fronters of Atl…

But there are two new cast members…
But I don’t care about the model wife, her fiance, or the ghetto lawyer with the flowers in her hair at that damn baby shower….

I want to see more Apollo.
Preferby naked and in a porno starring Jamari Fox titled:

APOLLO 13… INCHES. 

 

Continue reading “Suck My Pickle” →