marvin bienaime does it again.
he’s responsible for me getting pregnant.
thank you marvin.
oh,
how,
you ask?
charles and the bts to ^that nude calendar shoot…

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ya know,
the foxhole and God really look out for me.
so i was on marvin bienaime’s ig a while back.
he was showing different wolves that were gonna be in his calendar.
i came across one and had a question:

Who the wolf with the acorn crackin butt cheeks was?

it was this wolf…

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the wait is over.
marvin bienaime released his 2019 nude calendar for the forests to indulge.
a few foxholers sent it to me for review and…
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marshun cooper is another kind of “bienaime” fine.
he’s a “brown suga babeeeee” fine.
i meannnnn…

well marvin’s calender drops tomorrow (12/18) and marshun is in it.
marvin teased us with these videos of and…

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oh,
it’s going to babe…
so charles is definitely the hot ticket right now.
his salad tossing teaser video has reached 1 million views on facebook.
with this sudden burst of popularity comes a lot of sniffing around.
it’s only natural.
a foxholer sent me the following picture from charles alleged facebook…
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do you mind if i take off my shoes for a second to talk about charles?
i just want to get comfortable.

i’ve been wanting to font about charles and look at God…
marvin bienaime posted a thanksgiving preview starring charles.
a foxholer alerted me to the following and well…
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