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how to bag all the bad wolves for onlyfans collabs (lucky rashad, you’re up)

thank you to whoever spoke to lucky rashad.
he stopped his “let me look in the camera while i’m penetrating‘”.
if you’re gonna have sex on camera,
make it look as natural as possible.
vanity has nowhere in the bedroom.
it seems like lucky rashad is about to have a brand new scene partner.
he is calling this scene:

LUST LUCKY & LOVE AND HIP HOP

and guess who is the starrah…

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bobby lytes, from dade county, wants ya’ll to chill about that big ass meat he bagged

is this,
like,
law of attraction success story?
i feel like andre marhold and bobby lytes they would make a cute couple.

hell,
they’d make a better one than who andre was with before.
that one reeked of goats blood and human sacrifice.

so you guys have been a little annoyed with bobby for being all on andre.
bobby addressed all of your concerns on his ig story…
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bobby lytes makes his (kinda, sorta) porn debut with rhyheim shabazz

^this is a really nice shot.
i guess lil nas x wasn’t interested.
so when i saw bobby lytes of “lhhmia” in this preview video with rhyheim shabazz:

… i said,
“uh oh”.
i just knew rhyheim was gonna kill his shit in an upcoming video.
uh…

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Jeffrey from #LHHMIA Gives A Damn Good Facial

^he looks like someone in this picture.
i’m trying to figure out who…
i’m so bad at reality tv tho.
i haven’t watched #lhhmia since the second episode.
i know!
i know!
as the foxhole knows,
jeffrey caught my eye…

…and you knew an entry was on the way.
well the foxhole sent me on the trail of jeffrey and…
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It’s Hurtful When You Call Prince Michael Gay

being a feminine male doesn’t mean you’re gay.
we can argue that,
but it’s truth for some.
look at our late prince.
he wore full make up and heels,
but would fuck your own mama in a heartbeat.
prince michael,
of “lhhmia” and south beach promoting fame,
seems to be in that same category.
he isn’t gay,
but folks want him to be.
when he made his debut on the show,
twitter was lit with questioning his sexuality.
every other tweet was slander.
he spoke about amara la negra and how emotional she gets in her story line.
he has felt the same,
but in a different way.
this is a quote i read from him in his interview with “the grio”
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Prince Is Not Gay: As Told by Bobby Lytes

the self proclaimed,
“the fresh prince of south beach”,
is gearing up for his debut on #lhhmia tonight.

he is so cute.
it seems everyone is starting to allegedly “bark” in the forests about him.
so much so,
cast mate bobby lytes,
had to set some folks straight about prince.
literally.
this is what he posted on his ig
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