Kevin Hart Better Not Find His Cubs On Jack’d When They Get Older

Screen Shot 2015-08-03 at 6.51.55 PMkevin hart is an interesting little wolf.
am i the only one who can only take him in small doses?
no pun intended.
so every parent has a fear for their cubs.
it seems one of the biggest fears for black male dads is…

“MY SON BEING GAY”

*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn*
i know.
haunting.
well kevin hart has a fear of his two male cubs turning gay.
this is how this all started.
so when he did the 2010 comedy tour for “seriously funny”,
he said…

One of my biggest fears is my son growing up and being gay. That’s a fear. Keep in mind, I’m not homophobic. . . . Be happy. Do what you want to do. But me, as a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will.

how do you prevent your son from being gay?
anyway you know he had to explain more in depth right?
well this is what he said in the new rolling stone magazine
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Don’t Expect Kevin Hart To Play “Gay” Anytime Ever

Screen Shot 2015-01-17 at 9.51.15 PMkevin hart wants to be taken as a serious comedic actor.
yup!
that’s right!
so he will play pretty much anything.
well wait…
except one thing.
he refuses to play gay.
this is what he told power105.1
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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: (82)

this is a solo challenge.
the following challenge “rocks the mic” quite often.
he happens to be the new “it” in black hollywood.
he even got dry humped at a basketball game recently.
guess who?…

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Usher and Diddy Use To Sleep Together?

would you sleep in the same bed with him?
i would.
preferably naked.
him covered in baby oil.

  straight from the a has a video of diddy admitting to it…
…kinda.

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Come With Me, Hail Mary (Dive In This Songzbird Inspired Entry)

you should be happy.
i have your album.

oh shut up songzbird.
it’s okay.

so, songzbird dropped his video for “hail mary“.
i see he needed that “hood song” to get him in the clubs….

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Somehow I Keep Throwing Down Jokers

You see your opponents.
Always try to keep that game face on.
They can read any sudden weakness.
You have all the cards babe,
so hit em where it hurts.
Just make sure you throw the right ones out on the table.
You see all that bounty on that table?
That can be yours.
Well now it your turn…
So, which one will you throw out to keep you in the game?

The dating world can be like a game of poker.
It takes some good card plays and keen observation to win.
It’s just… well, you been losing each time you sit on at that table.
Another game; another loss.
Your poker face has now diminished,
so now I got to ask…

Are you tired of playing?

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