The One Who Kinda Hates Himself…

… But Wants To FUCK U?

Why do they do what they do?

Especially if they know they will get caught up in the near future?

Have you ever met “The One Who Kinda Hates Himself”?
Um yeah, I know we all have.
I have actually sat in the same room as one, cringing.
Either trying to crack “GAY” jokes on everyone,
or talking about “HOW ALL THESE FAGGOTS ARE WALKING ROUND HEA…”.

Everyone is GAY to him.
GAY GAY GAY.
He can point out someone GAY in a crowd.
He is ANTI GAY… but he knows so much about them, which always puzzled me.

But, it’s funny because deep down inside…

He either wants some hard pipe or a warm Foxhole.

I never understood why they do what they do.
Secretly, they want to know what it feels like to be a Fox… or even a Wolf.
And are usually caught lurking on chat sites or in the back of gay clubs.
LOL..

Seriously, what is the point?

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“Yo Straight Gay Wolf, Do Wanna Be My Manz? PAUSE and NO HOMO.”

Have you ever told a Straight Wolf about you?

Not any Straight Wolf, but the one you real cool with.
He is pretty much your best friend (do people still have those these days?)
He will call you when he was Vixen, or any problem for that matter.
He has no issue taking off his shirt or walking around in his drawz.
But, he will also, for some odd reason, act like you are his man… low-key.
And then when you think the coast is clear for you to be bold,
he says:

“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT…”

but will then do some other suspect shit on a later date.

…HUH?

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I’d Pay To See This Sex Tape…

God.


Along with the Baller Wolf of my dreams, an iPad, and Louis V sneaks for Christmas,
I pray that you allow these two to leak a sex tape.

Oh, and God?
I pray I will be good for the rest of the… day and eat all my vegtables.

Thank you God.
Amen…

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How To End Up Fucking Your OWN Ass

We as humans are naturally prone to defend ourselves.

When we get into an argument,
our shields are up,
sword in place,
gun is in the holster,
and we are ready for combat.

First swing: What they have done to us!

Second swing: Why we think they did it to us!


Third swing: How what they did made us feel!


Last swing: Where we will be when THEY are ready to apologize!

You should be always ready to defend yourself.
As a Fox, you do not take ANY shit.
But sometimes when a Wolf you are interested in makes a mistake,
one of which does not cater to our egos,
or we over-analyze something to pieces,
we feed him to the past Wolves.

Thus turning him off and sending us to The Island of the Lonely Foxes.
And unless we are all the new carpet munchers for 2012,
I need a STRONG WOLF in my life.

Are we simply just going from Foxes… to bitches?

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WOLF MEAT (23)

Double your pleasure…

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WOLF MEAT (22)

Wolfies…

I haven’t treated you in a while.
Honestly, it has all been about my Foxes.
I mean, I do this for them.
But, since I love when my Wolves are standing at attention…

I have a treat for you.

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