is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…

i applaud miracle watts tbh.
i mean,
she is gorgeous herself but that vixen was on a mission.

the mission was to have tyler lepley HOOKED.

…and golly gee,
she got him so hooked that she got a kid out him and down the aisle too…

have you ever seen someone in the wild,
thought they were attractive,
and as soon as they opened their mouth or font...

all you could do was go,
“ew.”

that is how i felt with a vixen i saw on “the neighborhood talk” recently.
she went to usher/chris brown’s “best dry hump” dual concert,
but she was acting like she was either sanctified or had a wolf in the audience.

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that back was real straight and the “lean back” was giving,
“yo break stink but i don’t know how to tell you“.
none of that was the case.
she decided to unclasp her fingers and let her inner hood rat do the fonting…

Foxhole,
we are officially on the home stretch.
after months of bullshit,
stress,
uncertainty,
and wondering if life was ever going to stop throwing punches…

i’m almost there.

in about two weeks,
i’ll be back in my own space again.
i thought i’d be counting down the days.
i thought i’d be crying tears of joy.
i thought i’d be decorating in my head every night before i went to sleep but…

i come home last friday,
after a long day of work,
and i’m asked to sit down because we need to talk.
first thing i say to myself:

“what fuckin’ now?”

i’m told…

i bet boosie saw white males and trusted them off the skin color.
ya’ll know some black pineapples do that.

when you start seeing folks sucking’ on the orange penis out of nowhere,
i’m almost positive they are on their knees because they want something.
like most “getting down on ya knees for rich penis” stories,
it’s almost always transactional.

sidebar: how many of these folks gonna say they were only using the orange penis and weren’t actual supporters once this all ends?

“straight AF” not rapping jackal,
boosie,
got down on his knees to suck on the orange penis for a pardon.
unfortunately for him,
the orange penis didn’t cum through and ghosted him heavy after.
he got scammed out of 600k,
from jackals that “he thought” were connected to the orange penis.
this is big yikes via TMZ..