i’m use to the “in my head” hubz looking like ^that.
well kellon deryck,
master of hair and everything flawless,
has sorta changed his look.
he looks like this now…
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“i wait for you to come online.
to tweet.
post a picture.
to say something.
anything.
i watch from afar,
but i feel like i know you.
i think about you all the time.
you actually make me so hot.
you know how many times i imagined you eatin’ me?
fuckin’ me?
more times that i can count.
i don’t even know you,
but i like you.
i just know your name.
nothing else…”

being online has given us the opportunity to crush a lot harder.
i know it has for me.
instead of seeing this wolf on the street,
and holding onto the mental snap shot,
i can now head to his instagram and screen shot his image.
he doesn’t even have to fuck my brains out.
i can look at his shirtless pictures and use my imagination.
the thing is that these images of the wolves i want,
we want,
are allowing us to live vicariously through a fantasy.
this new age of being legal stalkers is easier than having the person 4real.
ya know…
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ive been lucky that all the celebs ive approached have been cool.
i’m not a big “approacher” at all.
usually ive met them working behind the scenes.
i don’t do “screaming fan on street #1937002777733”.
celebs that ive heard were asshole never showed me that side
again: i’ve been lucky.
an f-bi sent me this of august “september” alsina on a plane.
looked like a commercial flight.
apparently someone wanted to talk to him and well…
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after having to put a kardashian down,
amber rose decided to have some fun down under.
she is currently in trinidad and tobago for their carnival.
it looks like she is having a good time with her people…
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well this happened an hour ago…
so khloe kardashain and amber rose decided to go at it on twitter.
girl fight?
you be the judge.
amber said that tyga should be ashamed of allegedly dating an under aged kylie.
kylie is seventeen years old.
tyga is her friend,
black chyna’s,
baby daddy.
(remember when black chyna was running around with the kardashians?
was that a set up knowing he was allegedly trying to get with kylie?)
so it was from this interview on “the breakfast club” ( @ 27:12  ) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3tx9cSw1s

i personally don’t think she said anything disrespectful.
i mean we all thinking it.
anyway khloe found out and came to her sister’s honor.
this is khloe’s clap back tweets…
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baller wolf of the tennessee titans,
delanie walker,
learned the hard way yesterday.
well he found out his fiance of 10 years,
racine lewin,
is an intentional spy.
we gonna get into that 10 years thing later.
not in the cool “action adventure” kind of way tho.
delanie learned his fiance can hack his instagram and post this…
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