the foxhole blew my shit up with this following story.
i cannot believe what i watched.
so check it…
a she-jackal throws her pee in a dc bus driver’s face.
you’ll never believe why she did it…
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so this was another morning that started off like doom.
this time,
i won’t blame adele.
nope.
its all on mi…
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i got to give to the f-bi.
ya’ll good.
ya’ll know how to catch these attentionistos early.
so everyone meet blake sciortino.
he actually models.
like,
forreal forreal.
not that ig modelling,
but he is signed to an alleged agency.
blake allegedly has another source of income tho.
this is what flew down my tumblr timeline earlier today…
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i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania…
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.
she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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so ^this handsome wolf is missing down in texas.
his name is patrick harris,
he is an army veteran,
and he is an aspiring comedian.
his friend posted this on his ig asking for help…
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so the new career move is to a jailbird?
you gotta be handsome af in your mugshot tho.
like ^so.
i think i wrote about him before.
i can’t keep track of my jailbirds nowadays.
anyway,
his name is mekhi alante lucky and ya’ll made him a “star-rah”.
since the gp made him go viral with his mugshot,
he is the next in “jailbird modelling fashions”.
this is a recent shoot he did with st. clair models,
which is based in atlanta,
where it looks like he is allegedly signed…
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