I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (27)

so bullies now want to come up to your crib to pop shit?
oh so that’s how we gonna do it?
oh ok.
  well this bully learned not to come up on lakeshia’s property that day…
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Tyrese Gives Us His Many Sides to Django Unchained

Style: "04"actor,
singer,
life guru,
and sometimes angry black man,
tyrese tried to get a role in django unchained.
you’ll see why i said “a role”.
anyway somehow his audition tape leaked and well…
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The Only Reason I Tune Into Single Ladies

TERRENCEsingeladiesyou all should know terrence (played by harold “house” moore) by now.
if not then say “hello”.
he is the wolf swagged out brotha of malcolm on single ladies.
besides him,
the clothes,
and maybe the gay one…
huge yawn.
not a huge one,
but if i missed an episode,
i definitely wouldn’t cry in my pillow.

terrence social: twitter

Would You Let This Man Be Your Mentor?

brad+pitt+short+hairstyle+1listen im about to be all the real honest.
you know i don’t give a damn.
ever since i was a teenager,
ive wanted to sleep with brad pitt.
he sealed my attraction to him in “oceans 11” and “mr. and mrs. smith”.
he is vintage white penis.
anyway even though angie j has sucked the life out him,
i’m sure literally,
he has taken an eye to my lupita nyong’o.
so much so he wants to mentor her career.
uh oh?

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The Blacks Dominate Vanity Fair For March!

n05ePn8i love love love black hollywood.
not that reality show/social media/d list full of stans foolishness,
but real blacks who got talent and grace and earned their place at the table.
so all of the talented black actors and actresses made vanity fair 2014
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Miley Cyrus Got A Whole New Face

4PFGqOGthat’s miley cyrus on the new cover of march,
w magazine.
i had to squint my eyes and rotate my head because i didn’t believe it.
i still don’t.
well of course she got naked in a few other shots…
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