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so my sunday is a whirlwind of diarrhea (how’s yours beloved?)

everything is going to shit on this sunday.
i’m tryin not to put that energy out there,
but it’s been one thing after another.
 i figured i’d vent about it to clear my mind…

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Don’t Be Gay and Work at Home Depot Because They’ll Fire You

homedepot…and don’t have hiv either.
your benefits will not be paid for.
a former manager of home depot has nailed them with a muthafucka of a lawsuit
and well…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI THE GREAT WOLF HUNT YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Does Best Buy Have A “Best Laid” Protection Plan?

remember this entry:

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

i quickly mentioned how:

best-buy… has some fine ass wolves,
hybrids,
and foxes usually working there?
well one of my f-bi who commented in that entry wanted to prove my point…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

“so i take it we not fuckin?”

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bye astro-wolf.
that was the text i got at 7am this morning.
i ignored it.
that makes about 7 random texts i have ignored.
he still don’t know why either.
he should ask whoever texted me asking who i was…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

You Are Only Worth A Patty and Coco Bread With Cheese… So Bend Over.

Check this scenario.

You meet this Wolf here:

Yummy.

So check his portfolio:
He works at Home Depot, 25 years old, social weed head, and still lives with his mama.

Anyway, he already thinks you are worth something.
You haven’t even opened your mouth yet, but he already assumes you are at a higher value than him.
He is secretly attracted to you because of that.
You don’t realize this and only go on your feelings of loneliness and wanting to get fucked.
You cut to the chase and you let him lay some serious pipe on you.
You let him do this again, and again, and again because this is how you started it all.

Now your only worth fucking and he has slowly lost interest.

Do you give it up to the lowest bidder?

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