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i will not fall into your trap satan (you will not lure me into the pits of over-thinking hell)

“i don’t know what i want to do with my life.”
“let me scroll twitter for a while again…”
“maybe i should jack off again.
i mean,
shit,

i’ve done it like 5 times so far…”
“i wonder what he is doing?
does he even still think about me anymore?”
“i should be over him,
but i can’t seem to get him off my mind.”
“do i want a job or a career?”
“what would i even do in this new world of wfh these days?”
“i’m feeling scared for the future,
but i’m still trying to stay optimistic.”

“are we sure unemployment is extended?”
“let me go watch a tv show or something…”

that was me over-thinking in the span of 10 minutes just now.
i had to get tf up and write this entry.
you know what i’ve realized during this social isolation?…

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Lil Duval Drags Eddie Long To Hell

welp…
i see no lies.
even though lil duval can be annoying…
he shouldn’t be shamed for telling the truth.
i’m sure by now,
eddie is looking over his itinerary for his eternity of torment.

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“Kim Burrell Thinks You’re Going To Hell” (and Other Connotations)

star fox (rip) was a huge fan of kim burrell.
it seems a lot of church folks love(d) her.
i never listened to her,
but i remember how highly he always spoke about her.
i feel an “a-ha” moment in this somewhere.
well she has changed the opinions of many recently.
what she do?
she bashed the members of many foxholes far and wide.
someone in her congregation decided to film it on facebook live.
this is what she said in her sermon
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Go To Hell

tumblr_lt82s0D6Ar1qg39ewo1_500the light skin mafia weeps.
after watching ahs: coven season finale last night,
i was left pondering something that happened within the episode.
it was in regards to what hell” is like…

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Where Da Hell You Been?

milkcartoni know what everyone is thinking?
i bet it starts off with:

“where the hell…”
“is he…”
“umm…”

i know.
i know.
i up and went missing on my people.
see what hadda happened was…

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Kerry Rhodes Has A Message For You All…

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yum…
i mean yup.
yup he has something to say about “picture-gate” from yesterday.
oooooooh see what ya’ll done did….

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