i don’t have any friends in this life.
nope.
i don’t.
i really don’t.
some of you may not understand,
but some might.
let’s see…
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don’t get too excited foxhole.
that tweet by trey songz happens to be fake.
yeah.
not real.
no bueno.
ain’t happening.
no need to show up backstage at his tour expecting to get dug out @ his hotel.
no.
no i did not ever fantasize that.
like,
ever.
*cough*
anyway he decided to respond on twitter about it and well…
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step right up!
step right up!
hurry hurry hurry!
no buddy.
not you!
this is only for the unhappy gays.
that’s right.
the homosexuallllllssss.
for a limited time now,
this “whozawhazitortheotha” will cure you of your gayness.
you heard me.
it will wipe the gay right out of you.
just wipe your mental hard drive clean!
an f-bi directed me to this daily mail article and well…
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FOXMAIL

I am sure by now you have heard Droopy denied being gay. However, since February this year Droopy’s PR team is working overtime. First, in a major magazine publication, his PR people worked with them to publish a bogus story linking him to The Country Canary. However, the problem is The Canary is a power beard and she has worked with other closeted gay stars like JG and HS. Gay stars know one way to straighten their image is to hire her. Also, Droopy went on ESPN radio last month and said that K was just a “seat filler” at award shows. Meanwhile, K went to twitter and he retweeted a tweet from February saying Droopy is ungrateful since he “helped” him. It seems these two still have a torch for each other. Droopy is just angry he got dumped by K. Also notice the mainstream sports media swept the story under the rug. Yes Droopy got dumped because K wanted an authentic relationship and be out and proud. Droopy and his PR team pathetic attempts to make him appear straight just show how he is a closet case.

MY ANSWER…

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you wanna know how i knew yo ass was gay?
because your ring finger was shorter than your middle.
ha!
caught!
wear gloves next time.
so in a study posted by “viewzone” and some really smart people,
your hands can tell if you are gay,
a raging dumb ass,
and all other kind of neat stuff…
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so ^this is the talk of michael sam‘s nfl combine try out.
there is no talk on how he did,
but moreso his alleged hard dick after his 40 yard dash…
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