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Next Up On The Docket: Khia Being An Alleged Homophobe?

i wasn’t into “queen’s court”.
i saw everyone rushing to watch,
but it just looked like a drag contest to me.
by “drag contest”,
i mean “dragging any and everyone for no reason”.
the docket was just going in on folks with some alleged outings.
khia and ts madison got into a little situation,
and funky divena ended up getting involved,
since ts madison is his people:

well khia has been going off about him,
but a vix-bi sent me the homophobic rant she recently had…

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How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)

1483564_1376714065912103_1236625428_oso jon jon lamar,
( x the attentionisto ) who got exposed by funky dineva,
decided to post a statement for his following.
an f-bi sent me what he had to say…
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How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)

tumblr_nhs7gxlRO11rtw4cvo4_r1_1280there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANNY!
TRANNY WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ DUMB ASS

i’ll tell you why
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Sisqo Has Some Peen Leakage… A Couple Years Too Late

first it was method man.
i actually wanted to see his.
now it’s another blast from the past by the name of:

tumblr_lpshc57Jbm1qj3uuto1_500although no on really cares.
this should have happened during “the thong song” era.
funky divena,
or “the meat packing district” as i’m starting to call her site,
has the leaks.
you know i copped em.
definitely NSFW

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Kaboom! Guess Whose Pipe Leaked In Your Room?

i have always thought method man was attractive.

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he always had this smooth laidback swagg about him.
i also had a thing for his lips.
how ironic i was just asking someone about him the other day.
wondering if he still did music?
was he chillin in retirement?
is he going to act in anything soon?
funky divena kinda answered my question.
he still fuckin’ loose mouth hoes because one leaked his pipe.
good enough for me…

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