I Thought You Fucked With Me

you want to know if someone(s) gives a fuck about you?
the ones you might be calling a “friend”.
the ones who you think want to be “more than friends”.
i know for some of you,
your social media lives mean everything to you.
well,
this is a tried and true test to see where you stand.
ready for it?…

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Some Of “Them” Call Us “Niggers” Behind Our Backs

life can come at you fast.
i try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt,
including the snow animals.
i don’t want to be that one who thinks they are all racist.
you just never know.
well this baby baller wolf named ty,
who goes by “7” on twitter,
learned a valuable lesson in who his friends are.
with the new ios 11,
you are able to record what’s on your screen.
someone screen recorded his “friends” and well…
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The “I Miss You” Nonsense

you know what really burns my biscuits?

“I miss you”

i don’t know if it does with you,
but it certainly makes me vex

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My Rich Baller Friends Would Bail Me Outta Jail!

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news
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I’m Waiting To Stick This Friendly Dick In Your Friendly Hole

the word “friend”.
we throw it around a lot.
we give it to those who were nice to us for a day.
in reality,
95% of those in our lives are not our friends.
well one of my home vixens is learning that tonight…
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“So About Chris Brown…”, Says His Anonymous Friends To Billboard

so it finally happened.
the folks around chris brown seem to be fed up.
so much so,
most of them have collectively gone to billboard magazine.
billboard released a damn tell all article that started off like this…
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