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Tyler Lepley Can Have All My “Haves” and “Yes You Can”

i have been ignoring tyler perry since temptation.
he know he was wrong for wasting my time like that.
i saw this wolf on tumblr and added him to my mental “to do” list.
i got an email from an f-bi alerting me as to who he is.
who knew he was in that new show “haves and have nots”?
a tyler perry production im suddenly motivated to check out…

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My Poor Booty Hole

let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.
i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.

as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
yeah.
you already guessed.
the hemorrhoid.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…

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Rob Kardashian: Reminiscencing On What Was

“remember when rob kardashian was sexy as shit?”

i never really looked at him like that,
but i do remember when he was somewhat attractive.
i went through my files,
postin’ things for tumblr,
and i remember when kim posted these pictures…

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