i went over to mr. big wolf’s apartment friday.
star fox’s ex.
he picked me up and got some food.
i needed someone to talk too.
i didn’t clean myself out because no sex would be happening.
well i hoped not anyway….

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well its technically tomorrow and i had to post this.
our baller wolf fav,
reggie bush,
debuted his beautiful baby cub on instagram.
what better day than father’s day?
if this doesn’t tug on your heart strings…

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lets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”…

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my other foxy assistant isn’t trying to wake up yet.
i need him to be at the office in an hour…

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my foxi fiend wants breakfast…

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…and you are trying to be some sort of celebrity.
when did that become a good idea?
you online being narcissistic all day.
had me wondering if you own a shirt?
lord knows you own a camera.
they shoulda never gave some of ya’ll niggas camera phones….

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