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WOLF MEAT (47)
Damn…
This is a whole LOTTA cake cake cake cake…
When We Role Play… (20)
You are just a sexy beast, huh?
You attract everyone where you go.
Yeah, you.
So check it…
Your new friend (PLATONIC) invites you to his family’s beach house for the weekend.
You and him have been hanging tough for the last 2 months.
You both met through mutual friends and hit it off.
He drives you damn near 4 hours away from your spot.
Pulls up to a NICE crib on the beach.
His family is paid.
When you walk inside the crib, he introduces you to his mother and his sister for the first time.
When he takes you out to the backyard to introduce you his father…
That “Go Buy A N!gga A Car” Type of Pipe
There is something serious you need to avoid in this community.
Tight sequin pants and USPA (US Polo Association) are two…
…but something tragic also effecting Foxes.
It a disease that infects slow and spreads quickly.
You can try to avoid it and play it safe,
BUT statistics show that there is no real and true way to avoid it.
From official dick eating hoes to virginal good guys – no one is left immune.
I use to only think Vixens dealt with this issue.
But, anyone with a hole being stuck can be a victim.
Is there medicine?
Books to read?
Shit, a cleansing of the chakras?
How does one not become PIPE-matized?
Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie
So Orlando was WEAK.
Yup.
(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)
Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.
Peep it…
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Even After It Is All Said and Done, I’d Still Let Him Beat.
Time waits for no man.
This is why I believe my cakes wait for no man either.
You think I am playing.
I can drop one Wolf and move onto the next with no issues if I feel I’m playing “The Waiting Game”.
I see my Foxy counterparts waiting for Wolves to realize they are “worth it”.
But, while you are waiting, he really isn’t.
Matter fact, he probably forget you even exist when a ripe juicy Foxtail is in his face.
In some strange cases, a nice fat vagina.
So, is it best to have options?
Or, do we just hold out in hope that the one we think is “the one” finally recognizes we are “the one“?
So, what are you waiting for?
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When We Role Play (19)
Is 4 the luckiest number?
Well, picture this scenario…
So, I tell you get dressed because I am having a last minute get together at my crib.
I know you been looking for a man, so you know I GOT YOU.
I invite 4 potentials that are cool and have no messy drama.
I have given them a THORO background check before I introduced them to you.
After the last drama I set you up with, I figured out your correct taste…
You arrive at my spot and they are all here.
They are ALL feeling you HEAVY.
Sadly, you can only give your number to one.
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