am i the only one who thinks he is cute?

star fox actually brought him to my attention one day.
it was like he was scared to ask me if i thought he was cute.
i been thought he was handsome.
i like his mouth.
they look like they would give a good ride if sat one.
… and enhance my life with good conversation!

b.o.b did a little segment on a day in his life…

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sesame street been getting too much spotlight lately.
mitt romney wanted to fire big bird.
then now, elmo is in a sex scandal…

well this is good news for mister clash.
but still..

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY O-CAKES!

so he has decided to send you a care package on the 29th.
not those caramel cakes delivered in tight boxer briefs.
but this…

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i hate to even think that “tickle me elmo” now has a double meaning…

it makes me sad when people do shit like this.
it takes the innocence away from something that wasn’t suppose to be tainted….

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FOXES.
HYBRIDS.
WOLVES.

do i have a treat for you.

i always think of ways to give back and have a little fun,
so now i figured out how to do it….

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we’ve had some good baller wolves come in and out of the foxhole.
i have some good taste when it comes to my baller wolves.
let’s look at some of the allstar baller wolves who were laid on these walls more than once.
they made us beg for more….

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