i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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malik joseph had an altercation at compound in atl over the weekend

i’ll start off by saying i think malik joseph is really handsome.
he pretty pretty.
i like to start things off positively.

he is ( x one of the ) freak twitter/onlyfans forest dwellers.
i can see why tanksnlove is ( x always touching on him ).
malik was in attendance at compound in atl over the weekend.
as you know,
it was ( x “henny bottle-gate” ) during one fight over the weekend.
well malik was in a fight in his own too.
i don’t know if this was before or after the fight:

but this was his how his brawl went down

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that season that i wasn’t f*ckin with star fox anymore

as i watch “insecure” this season,
i totally get where issa and molly are coming from.
there was a point in star fox and i friendship where i said:

“I’m not fuckin’ with Star Fox anymore…”

i remember when we had our first official fight.
it was a big one after he left to go down to atlanta for school.

low-key: sometimes i wish he would have picked the high paying job,
but i knew he was restless and wanted to pursue his dreams.

anyway,
it was a few months into when he arrived down south…

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yaya mayweather ended up getting knocked out of the game

i don’t care how cute he is,
or how good the secks is,
i ain’t fighting or killing over no pineapple.
if a wolf makes me feel like that,
that is a huge red flag.
i’ll stand on the front line with him,
but ain’t nothing ever that good for me to lose my entire mind.
i’ve walked away and been discarded by better or worst in my life.
yaya mayweather,
floyd mayweather’s daughter,
was allegedly fighting someone over her jackal,
nba youngboy.
well this was the outcome

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the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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the fight you didn’t see on ig live (azriel clay vs joycelyn savage)

you know i love mess,
right?
i love this r. kelly mess even more.

so remember when the r. kelly girls,
azriel clary and joycelyn savage,
fought?
( x see entry here )
i wanted to see the actual thumping,
but it seems azriel actually gave joycelyn what she was looking for
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