so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

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well tonight was the other brawl we were waiting for.
the show down at the okay corral between kenya moore and porsha stewart.
it was one that lit twitter on fire with opinions,
jokes,
and comments.
i cannot wait for the gifs.
anyway i have a few thoughts on all that happened…
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hyena starts trouble on the train with some whites,
ends up disrespecting the wrong blacks,
and he learned that day he shoulda sat his ass down and read a kindle…
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so that “dumb blonde” act is real?
so the streets is talking…
and they saying porsha looking like a unemployed doofus in these streets.
blogging peer tamara tattles,
who usually gets all the official street talk,
got the intel on what allegedly happened at reunion-gate at #rhoa…
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this is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?

kenya vs porsha shootin’ the ones at the rhoa reunion???
an f-bi had to send me a fox signal of this alleged fuckery.
well shit it made us weekly…
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