Leh Me Go Steal From Dis Sto With My Sons In Mah Bagz (Shoots)

fetus18n-11-webaww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

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Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”

Screen Shot 2013-08-24 at 12.52.19 PMpharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

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I’m Happy! And I’m Naked! And I’m Colored! Gimmie A Hug!

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if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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Would You Put That Soft Slimey Thing In Your Mouth?

tumblr_lkq4jdouuc1qatzgco1_500they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi

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They Shoulda Left The Best Man At The Altar!

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so the best man has got to be one of my favorite black movies.
this right here:

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tumblr_lwhjxy5IpA1qk3yypo1_500 lance sullivan.
baller wolf.
that sexual chocolate bar was so perfect to me.
when he was crying at the altar,
you could as well of handed him my drawz.
so when i heard they were making a sequel,
i seriously laughed.
i mean they ain’t stupid than to ruin a classic, right?
wrong!
they were serious af.
it’s called “the best man holiday” and they released the teaser…

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I’ll Have A Side of Shit With That.

they say mcdonald’s food is full of shit.

this person took it too literal…

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