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The Gotcha Gotcha.

Why is it when we meet a dude we can actually kick it with,
he go and pull some vanishing act like he is Houdini?
Can they warn us before they pull these cloak and rabbit tricks?

Seriously?
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The Un-returned Booty Call

Picture this…

You text a new F buddy on your roster.
You get a text organizing an ass smashin’ event later on that night.
You both agree to a time and a place.
You wait and wait … and wait.
No text or call.

No penis for you and some dick shrinking voodoo roots sent to him.

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Video Girls (Jesus Help Em)

I love my video chicks.
They give great eye candy in the videos as well as the parties.
You think such a beautiful woman that has men at her beck and call would be thinking with her brain.

Nope.
She is thinking with her pussy and apparently it doesn’t have alot on it’s mind.

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Dr. f0x Inquires #1

[All e-mailed questions will be anonymous.]

sup Jamari?

I read your blog all the time and love that shit. I was writing because I need a bit of advice. I’ve been messing with dudes for a few years now and have had no luck in the relationship department. I’ve had some one night stands, but nothing that lasts. Most times I get flat out rejected. Definitely bruises my ego. Every once in a while, I’ll encounter a dude that’s interested in me, but he’s usually unattractive or way too fem. I can never seem to pull a nice, attractive, masculine dude.

It seems that other dudes have an easy time getting the dudes they want. I’ve been looking at myself to see what it is I could do to improve my chances. This is my current situation:

– 23 yo, 5’8, 208 lbs, 37 w, dark-skinned, low fade, cute face

– got my own car, job, go to school from home (about to graduate)

I know my weight is holding me back and I’m working on getting rid of that shit. What else do you think I should to improve and start pulling the type of dudes that I want? Please give me any advice you can on what I could do. Thanks for taking the time out to read this shit.

Signed,